Thanksgiving busy-ness has come to an end. Two quick items and a preview:
The writers of Sunday night’s Simpsons have been reading my blog. I am, of course, flattered. Also litigious. Just a fair share of the royalties, Groening, and we’re quits.
Staley Update: At today’s game, Staley reached new heights of inadvertent entertainment. While demonstrating punt reception during a halftime contest, Staley was bowled over by a high hanger. The bear landed on his back, which somehow caused him to fumble his own head.
Security recovered the head after a gain of ten. Props: The man behind the Bear did a bang-up job turning it into comedy. However, he failed, again, to savagely rip anyone’s face off during the game. (Specific face not savagely ripped off this week: David Terrell’s.)
This week: Thanksgiving, Costco, and the Woodfield Report. The last of those will probably elicit extra wincing from the better-behaved among you.