Search Terms That Brought Some Very Disappointed People To B&T In The Last Ninety Days:
underaged hooker blogs
“This is how it works: I leave a note in your comments asking to be interviewed. You ask me five questions and leave the money on the nightstand…”
“Well, you see, the stream table is filled with concrete-grade sand, not construction-grade sand! Hahahaha! What?
Some people expect 72 virgins, some expect a halo and a harp…
hot women fucking horse photos
WHAT? Grotesque. You disgust me.
Oh, wait, hot women. Yeah, that’s fine. Never mind. As long as the paddock rats are hot, ‘s cool.
reggie jay-z 2pac and biggie who is reggie?
Okay, this is a public service, so you can end your search: “Reggie” (“I got a list, here’s the order of my list that it’s in”) is Reggie Noble, who goes by “Redman”, professionally.
is jagermeister made from dear blood
Okay, this is a public service, so you can end your search: Yes.
does eli manning have a girlfriend
I keep telling you, bondgirl, stop mooning about this charming little crush and DO SOMETHING.
brett farve gay packer
I keep telling you, Big, stop mooning about this charming little crush and DO SOMETHING.
hello kitty skillet
I thought about writing something about Japanese collectors, and then I thought about writing about how creepy some of them are, and then I thought about bondgirl, briefly, and then I thought I’d just say:
I have been a very, very good boy this year.
I picked up my room and I crammed it into a storage locker and I moved to Florida and I flossed every day.
You know what I want, Big Red.
aaron rodgers blog
Bored. Bored. Bored. Boredboredboredbored.
Why can’t the old fuck die soon?
music: Bang On The Drum, Todd Rundgren
short bachelorette oath
“I, (state your name), do solemnly swear that nothing happened. And what happened after nothing happened really didn’t happen.”
That I can help you with.
al pacino contributions to society
Off the top of my head, the most important is “Just when I thought that I was out, they pull me back in.”
There are others.
other funny disturbing gross videos like the milkshake
Other…funny…disturbing…milkshake? What…um…I mean…ah, imagination.
joey harrington song parody
I already parodied Joey. But I think your idea might merit Dr. Badass starting his own blog.
May 4-8. Las Vegas, Nevada. Missing it would be Wrong.
how much is my buick lesabre worth?
It’s priceless. And if it’s an ’82, I’m interested. Do you accept blood? What about a firstborn child? (I’ll need a nine-month payment plan.)
there must be a way to know how girls like to be fucked
You think that now. You’ll get older. And you’ll learn.
rex grossman jewish
This reminds me: My friend Stacey has a lovely little dog that she assures me is Jewish. Should I ever have a Jewish dog, I could not possibly name him anything but “Rex Grossman”.
you’re an asshole website
Yes. Welcome to Blood & Thunder.
your hate has made you powerful
Hasn’t it though?