A – Available: As a general rule, I like to know for what, first.
A – Age: 32. Yes. I’m sad too.
A – Annoyance: Generally.
B – Best feature: Passion. (Worst feature, too.)
B – Beer: Red Stripe
B – Birthday: May 22
C – Crush: Presently I am in love with the Casino Royale trailer.
C – Car: An aging, high-mileage Tundra with a mismatched top. The magic is back, people.
C – Candy: Good dark chocolate.
D – Day or night: Night.
D – Dream Car: A 1982 Buick LeSabre.
D – Dogs or Cat: Dogs. But I am not catophobic.
E – Egg nog: I make good eggnog.
E – E-mail: I’m losing faith in this survey’s author.
E – Eggs: Scrambled, next to corned beef hash, fried potatoes, and Greek toast with strawberry jam.
F – Favorite color(s): Depends on deployment. Black is a good color for a dress shirt, but a bad color for, say, roast beef.
F – Favorite Band: The Coral Reefer Band.
F – Favorite food: I have a problem with favorite foods that’s detectable at 200 yards.
G – Gummy Bears or Worms: I don’t much like Gummi things.
G – Giver or taker: Giver.
G – Grades: I always got grades just good enough to get by. Much tougher than getting A’s.
H – Hair Color: Brown. Has a year or so left before shaving, too.
H – Height: Six feetish.
H – Happy: Not all the time, certainly.
I – Ice Cream: When I have ice cream, I try to get whatever’s listed as the house special. Had delicious “Grape-Nut” ice cream in Maine a month or so back.
I – Instrument: I wish I had the temperament to play an instrument.
I – Idol: I don’t watch that show.
J – Jewelry: I like a woman dripping with jewelry.
J – Job: Temp
J – Jail: I quit about a year ago.
K – Kids: Negotiations ongoing. Should my niece ever have cousins she hates, it will be her own damn fault.
K – Kickboxing or karate: To watch? I like MMA matches.
K – Kindergarten: I went. Didn’t much enjoy it.
L – Longest Car Ride: One-day? Talladega-Chicago.
L – Lamest Inside Joke: I am composed almost entirely of lame inside jokes.
L – Light or Dark: Dark more often than light.
M – Most missed person: I miss the Old Man.
M – Movie Last Watched: Jesus. Hm. I watched an hour of “American Pie” while it rained in Michigan last weekend.
M – Movie favorite: The Mosquito Coast
N – Number of Siblings: Two
N – Name: This writer is seriously phoning it in. (Me too, I guess.)
N – Nicknames: No one tells me what they are.
O – One wish: The power to bestow and withdraw immortality.
O – One regret: That I didn’t fight back more in school.
O – Orange: Orange?
P – Part of your appearance you like best: Uh. I have a fine pirate tattoo.
P – Perfectionist?: Yes. Much to my detriment.
P – Pearls or Diamonds: Diamonds
Q – Quick or Slow: Quick
Q – Quick type something fast: klshrfehnvjfwnverhvejvneovnkvnfvsfvsa;lvjnev
Q – Qt Actor/ess: Who’s the blonde on Grey’s Anatomy?
R – Reason to smile: I am in a hotel in Louisville, not a cubicle.
R – Reality TV Show: Ultimate Fighter
R – Rich: Someday.
S – Song Last Heard?: The Michigan fight song, on “Pardon The Interruption”.
S – Season: Summer
S – Superhero: Hawkgirl is smoking hot.
T – Time you woke up: 815am Eastern
T – Time you went to bed: One-ish?
T – Time now: 1057am Eastern
U – Unpredictable: I try.
U – Underwear: Saucy thongs. Size 36.
U – Uncle: Being an uncle is really, really great.
V – Vegetables you hate: My Motorola Schiavo
V – Vegetables you love: Steven Hawking
V – Vacation spot: Vegas. Everything else is second. (Though I have high hopes for Caribbean casino-resorts, someday.)
W – Worst habit: Raging
W – Weather: Hot
W – Wash your hands: Done.
X – X-rays: I think parts of me glow.
X – X-mas: I love Christmastime. Grabbiness and elaborate decor and overconsumption.
Y – Year it is now: Are you serious about this?
Y – Yellow: Homer Simpson. Word association. I got nothing left in the tank, here.
Y – Yahoo: Yeeha. See?
Z – Zoo Animal: Honey looooooooves the zoo.
Z – Zodiac Sign: Gemini.
Z – Zero: I once read a book on the invention of the zero. It wasn’t as dry as you might think.