One more day. Two things:
First: I have realized that the story below appeared here on April 1. The article is a couple of months old. Not a joke.
Second: The principessa just turned three. We bought her a toy car. Trouble is, she can’t read, and the instructions are cooler than the car.
I would, literally, have had an easier time putting the thing together if the instructions had been in regular untranslated Mandarin.