Cool And Friendly-Like

I am not a person given to fussiness, nor am I given to berating tradespeople. With nearly all falsely-advertised items, let alone food, the maddest I get is maybe an eye roll. But something about trying to find one ripe avocado from a crate of avocados, all of them plastered with “RIPE” stickers and all of them unyielding as golf balls, leaves me possessed with the desire to start lobbing the things at the service desk and shouting “THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW!”

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