I Dunno. Something About Sunscreen.

Vegas report coming shortly. Delayed because I went to a college graduation this weekend. Useful tip for those: You can make lots of people — not all — laugh a lot by quoting Bart and Moe over, and in similar tones to, the guy calling names:

“AMANDA HUGGENKISS.”

“MAYA BUTTREAKS”

“MIKE ROTCH”

Also the speaker, a relative of Harry Truman, gave the same speech he no doubt gives Truman-loving audiences everywhere, but finished with “Congratulations graduates!”. It was just like Bill Maher’s part in the roast episode of Larry Sanders except with one or two fewer references to fucking anyone in the ass.

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