Is there a rulebook I can inspect? How often should a person update a blog? What’s the legal maximum number of days I can go without posting lyrics? What about image-links to hooters? Can I say “fuck”? What about “Wesley Clark sucks”? Do I have to write my own nonrhyming poetry?
And is it right to put up bits and pieces when I have nothing long-form to say?
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I have the power to make it rain by going downstairs with the intent to go outside.
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Ways In Which The World Would Be Improved If Real Life Were More Like Professional Wrestling: You could watch those Warren Sapp/Tracy Morgan ESPN NFL Football commercials in peace, knowing that at some point before the end of the season, Warren would stomp the crap out of Tracy.
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What is with the temptation to go into Seinfeld Mode with this thing? I don’t get it. What about having a keyboard and a space makes people thing: “I can fill this. I have Something To Say. People need to see my wisdom.”