How strange that you, of all of us, would prove to be the most hopeful.

Sometimes I run across something — statement, picture, event, etc. — that is so perfectly ripe for entertainment, so bursting with the juice of comedic possibility, that my brain just goes bluescreen. Complete system failure. Too many things occur to me all at once, and my eyes just roll back and I reboot, I think to clear buffer memory and defragment my whole neocortex. (Nate Dogg and El Mangosta just winced and got migraines — the alternate illustration, techies, is when Moe, Larry, and Curly all try to run through the same doorway at the same time and get wedged.) It doesn’t happen to me very often, but when it does, it can take me a couple of days to be completely right again.

One of the porn stores here has a signboard out front. Normally it says something like “LOCAL DISCOUNT” or “WE HAVE IT! GIRLS GONE WILD KEY WEST!” or “PRIVATE FILM BOOTHS COUPLES WELCOME”. The usual.

Today it says “WE HAVE Wii!!”

/fail/

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