How strange that you, of all of us, would prove to be the most hopeful.

The Big Finish

Move over, my fellow health-kickers — time to make room for another rider on our virtuous little bandwagon. This one does triathlons….

6 Responses to “The Big Finish”

  1. Emily Says:

    Dude, Jon, you gotta ditch the porn star mustache.

  2. Big Says:

    A) Thank you for pretending I’m the skinny one and B) I’m so jealous of Dan’s porn star facial hair I can hardly stand it.

  3. bondgirl Says:

    Jon, that’s awesome! And I mean that in the classic sense–I’m in awe of you.

    Of course, I’d be more in awe of you with the porn star mustache, but that’s neither here nor there.

  4. al Says:

    I believe that the laws of Big’s state do not mandate a magnificent lavish mustache until he’s 35.

  5. Rob Says:

    Yeah, but where’s the requisite mullet? That plush item is available pre-35 I understand.

  6. Big Says:

    C’mon, the giant South America-shaped sweat stain isn’t enough of a fashion accessory?

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