The Big Finish
Move over, my fellow health-kickers — time to make room for another rider on our virtuous little bandwagon. This one does triathlons….


Move over, my fellow health-kickers — time to make room for another rider on our virtuous little bandwagon. This one does triathlons….

July 9th, 2008 at 5:47 pm e
Dude, Jon, you gotta ditch the porn star mustache.
July 9th, 2008 at 7:34 pm e
A) Thank you for pretending I’m the skinny one and B) I’m so jealous of Dan’s porn star facial hair I can hardly stand it.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:09 am e
Jon, that’s awesome! And I mean that in the classic sense–I’m in awe of you.
Of course, I’d be more in awe of you with the porn star mustache, but that’s neither here nor there.
July 10th, 2008 at 9:07 am e
I believe that the laws of Big’s state do not mandate a magnificent lavish mustache until he’s 35.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:40 pm e
Yeah, but where’s the requisite mullet? That plush item is available pre-35 I understand.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:58 pm e
C’mon, the giant South America-shaped sweat stain isn’t enough of a fashion accessory?