(Reposted for the benefit of Facebook – originally recorded 12/1/08)
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INT. Thanksgiving dinner, 2008. Family gathered around the table.
Family member (to Luna): So what’s your favorite Christmas movie?
Luna: “White Christmas”! I love “White Christmas”.
Me: Which one is that? That’s not the Jimmy Stewart one, right?
Luna: (to me. not quietly.) It’s the one where Bing Crosby tapdances with Danny Fucking Kaye.
(all activity ceases. staring ensues.)
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(If you don’t grok this — by which I mean, if you’re still sitting upright:
Hee. I love Luna.