Hap Hap Happiest

(Reposted for the benefit of Facebook – originally recorded 12/1/08)

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INT. Thanksgiving dinner, 2008. Family gathered around the table.

Family member (to Luna): So what’s your favorite Christmas movie?

Luna: “White Christmas”! I love “White Christmas”.

Me: Which one is that? That’s not the Jimmy Stewart one, right?

Luna: (to me. not quietly.) It’s the one where Bing Crosby tapdances with Danny Fucking Kaye.

(all activity ceases. staring ensues.)
 
(beat)
 
(beat)
 
(beat)  
 
Luna: What?

 

 

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(If you don’t grok this — by which I mean, if you’re still sitting upright:

One Response to “Hap Hap Happiest”

  1. bondgirl says:

    Hee. I love Luna.

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