“Isn’t there anyone out there who can tell me what Super Bowl Sunday is all about?â€
“Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you. Lights please?â€
(a single spotlight shines on Linus)
“And there were in the same country cooks abiding in their kitchens, keeping watch over their food by night. And lo, the Al of the Lord came upon them, and the smell of chili wafted ’round about them, and they were sore afraid. And the Al said unto them, ‘Fear not, for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you this day is played in the City of Miami a game, which is Super Bowl Forty-Four. And this shall be a sign unto you; you shall find friends and family wrapped in napkins and baggy pants and lying in a stupor.’â€
“And suddenly there was with the Al, a multitude of cooks, dishing up and saying, ‘Glory to food in the highest, and on Earth peace, good will toward men, and buy a couple squares, and have some more cake.’â€
“That’s what Super Bowl Sunday is all about, Charlie Brown.â€