- 11:05:39: Thinks the Hawks’ victory parade should start with Bill Wirtz’ carcass being dragged behind a Zamboni.
- 16:08:50: Is en route to the triathlon. There is no “I” in “doomed”.
- 16:21:34: Completed final pretriathlon errand: Liquor store. Know how much vodka it takes to fill a camelback?
- 18:15:51: Stopping at Speed Queen for some barbecue. Nutrition is important.
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