- 05:44:19: Three different Clif bars and a Red Bull for breakfast. Strategic Triathlon Reason: Incentivizes not throwing up.
- 05:58:49: You know what people who do triathlons at 530am don’t appreciate? Humor. Or a decent mint julep.
- 06:19:14: People are looking at my bike and humming the theme from “Sanford & Son”.
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